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Show us the crime scene
Upload a wide, well-lit photo of the room you are ready to improve.
The AI room intervention
Your room is safe here.
The choices are not.
Upload a photo for a sharp, funny interior roast—then leave with a budget-matched rescue plan that actually knows where to start.
Spicy-but-never-cruel. No account or credit card needed.
Live roast preview
SPICY“The furniture is having three separate conversations.”
Translation: good taste is in here somewhere. It just needs an agenda, a lamp, and fewer loose cables.
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The roast booth
Upload the evidence.
One room photo. Your budget. Your preferred heat level. The verdict and rescue plan land in under a minute.
Drop your room photo here
A well-lit wide shot works best. We're roasting the choices, never the person.
JPG, PNG, WebP · up to 10MB
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Set the rescue budget
We match the recommendations to reality.
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Choose the heat
Spicy is our sweet spot. Never cruel.
Your photo is used for this RoastNest result. Keep it private, share only if you want the laughs.
A better kind of feedback
A roast is only useful if it gives you a way out.
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Pick your pain threshold
Choose a realistic budget and how much heat you want from the roast.
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Leave with a plan
Get a share-ready roast plus three concrete moves that make the space better.
Your taste, clarified
First, we call out the chaos. Then we give you the fix.
Built around your budget Easy to screenshot and share Zero shame, all direction